Just as an aside, I wish the Magic hailed from the city of "Lando"

Because then you’re looking at 4-7 game’s worth of material involving my man below… Lando Calrissian is awesome, and the simple omission of two letters would have opened up a new world for me as a writer. Like Lando, the Magic defied the "Empire" (David Stern, the media, Nike’s marketing machine), which resulted in a take down of the much ballyhooed Team LeBron, disappointment be damned. Billy Dee drove the ladies crazy, and my fiancee has a ginormous crush on Dwight Howard. Hell, you could even compare Orlando’s sharpshooting from three to the marksmanship a stellar gunslinger might enjoy using…